”Now this post might annoy some, and if as a result, I’m captured by a bunch of angry American football players, and am forced to drink watery Budweiser, while sitting through the entire wrist slashing tedium of the Super Bowl.
I’ll say to my enemies, “guys, American footballers wear so much padding that I’m surprised that Tampax doesn’t sponsor the NFL.”The things I do for my readers!



Interracial marriage statistics indicate that Asians marry out the most, excluding Native americans.
Asians marry out at 28% , versus that of 19% for African Americans , and 7% for whites.
You will be able to drink him under the table, always and forever. Prepare for so many arguments about what constitutes 'football'. It will never not be funny when he calls trousers, 'pants', but he will never, ever see the humorous side. He will never, ever underestimate the importance of tacos in your life.7.
You can't ever bring him home on a weekend in case your nan serves Spotted Dick at Sunday lunch.3. Prepare for so many arguments about the difference between baseball and rounders. When you've had a bad day, he will bring your Hershey's chocolate, and Hershey's chocolate – unlike amazing Cadburys – tastes like vomit.10. He's not afraid to order a delicious cocktail instead of a pint of bitter and somehow, he pulls it off.6.
The Shallow Man recently watched an episode of Masterchef USA.
When some of the contestants were told that they were going further in the show, they shouted.They are not always afforded fair and balanced romantic and interpersonal relationships because of the constant projection of negative images of their bodies and personalities.If you consider yourself naturally attracted to African-American men or would like to know more about dating them, here are a few things to consider before your pursue a relationship. Are you physically attracted to the Black man's physique and skin tone?Going to the club to check hot Black guys out like they are in a meat market is just as degrading as men objectifying women.Black men are not just super-sexy, they are human beings and deserve of you, not just your sexual side. You don't have to come on strong to get to know a man. It is wise to learn about the history and the current social and racial climate of America before you haul off and say something super-offensive to a Black man in conversation. Even when you're absolutely raging and want to tear him apart with your bare hands, he will tell you you're adorable. He will take absolutely everything you say literally. If he can't pronounce Monty Python correctly, he shouldn't be allowed to repeat the 'Dead Parrot' sketch ad nauseum.9. He's far more likely to offer to pay on a date and actually want to pay, not wait for you to get your wallet out and insist you split it.5.