Set them as your i Phone wallpapers, use them as captions on your Instagram photos or just keep them in the back of your mind.
“The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself.” —Carrie Bradshaw “Don’t settle for a relationship that won’t let you be yourself.” —Oprah Winfrey “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” ―Linda Grayson “The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.” —Gwyneth Paltrow “I suffer from girlnextdooritis, where the guy is friends with you and that’s it.” —Taylor Swift “Just because someone is single doesn’t mean they’re lonely.
Love and relationships have always been a goldmine of material for comedians, so it’s not surprising that so many funny love quotes result from comics riffing on romance.
Whether ensconced in a standup set or a comedy book, funny relationship quotes are a given when a comedian puts pen to paper (or text to tweet) and considers the absurdity that is two humans attempting to love each other.
- Zimbabwe's president, Robert Mugabe, is currently the third longest serving president in Africa after Teodoro Nguema (Equatorial Guinea) and Eduardo Dos Santos (Angola)- There are several quotes attributed to Robert Mugabe that will make you laugh so hard Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe is one of the African leaders who seems to have been in power forever.
Robert Mugabe was elected as prime minister, head of government, in 1980, then became the first executive head of state in 1987. READ ALSO: This hot Kikuyu girl has the biggest butt in Kisumu (photos) It is said wisdom comes with age, and 92-year-old Mugabe has some wisdom for sure.
All I hear always is, "No sex before marriage." If that was God's plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.10.
Respect pregnant women because it is not easy walking around with evidence that you have had sex.
Spoken by fictional characters, singers, writers, actors, and more, sometimes the perfect quote is all you need to understand that you’re not alone in feeling however you’re feeling right now.
Here, 31 cute relationship quotes that any modern romantic will love.
When it comes to love, there are only three things you can trust: your brain, your heart and your gut.
But we all know trusting those things is easier said than done.
There have been several quotes on relationships that have been attributed to the Zimbabwean; most of them are not his but they are too hilarious to assume. Dear ladies, if your boyfriend did not wish you a happy Mother's Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him.2. Stop talking about inner beauty because men do not walk around with X-ray machines to see inner beauty. Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading.4.